The Sar turned with an imposing glare, but the scientist meekly continued.
"We don't use philosophy. We are empiricists. Meaning that we accept the data, whether it fits our current conceptions or
not. Once we have the data, we try to make sense of it--not the other way around.
"As a matter of fact," the scientist grinned slightly, "we have observed certain phenomena very basic to the common reality
that appear to counter common sense altogether."
"But they are measurable, nonetheless."
"Yes, but with a caveat. You see, as soon as we start measuring anything, the reality is impacted by our act of measurement. After all, just by saying that we are going to measure something, we are already bifurcating the reality. Were
saying, there's us, and there's the thing we are measuring--and then, of course, there's our act of measurement, which is a
third thing."
"So therefore?"
"So nothing can really be known in an absolute sense. That leaves a lot of room for what they call miracles--when you are
dealing with unknowable states, well just anything could happen. There's no absolute rule of cause and effect, as you Ancient
Greeks like to believe."
The Sar now demonstrated his mastery of sophistry, able to debate even on another's ground. "But it is measurable
nonetheless--perhaps not precisely, but measurable."
"Everything, to be a something, must have some sort of measure to it," the scientist conceded.
"Idiot!" The Sar shouted. "Is then what these Jews believe empirically observable in measurable terms?"
The scientist was unperturbed. "A scientist's job is to measure according to what he is able to perceive with the tools
available to him," he observed. "The job of the rabbi is to heighten the consciousness of the observer so that the inner world
also becomes perceptible."
"And therefore?" insisted the Sar.
"In a strictly material world it is true there is no perception of ritual impurity or purity in the oil. But up here, in
the inner world..."
"But they believe in things that are inherently immeasurable!! Not in their world and not in any world! Because they
implicitly deny measurement!"
"Such as?"
"They themselves admit that this G-d of theirs is immeasurable. And they believe in a Beginning! Creation ex nihilo! Now,
go ahead, tell me you can measure and observe that the entire cosmos came out of nothing!"
"Nothing is immeasurable."
"Precisely. And now, have him tell you about the Holy Ark they claim to have, that is 2.5 cubits wide but takes up no space
whatsoever in the Chamber of the Holy of Holies."
The court members looked at each other with widened eyes. They knew about that chamber, and on occasion certain beings were permitted entry. But they were never allowed to measure. That place was strictly His territory.
That chamber was twenty cubits wide. The Holy Ark, measuring 2.5 cubits sat in the middle of it. The measurement from the
left wall of the chamber to the left side of the Ark was 10 cubits. The measurement from the right wall of the chamber to the
right side of the Ark was also 10 cubits. With the width of the Ark, the distance from one wall to the other should have come
to 22.5 cubits. Yet, when measured, it came to only 20 cubits. The Ark took up no space. Yet it measured 2.5 cubits. It took
up space and it did not take up space. This, the Sar Shel Yavan could not accept. And the members of the heavenly court were
entirely bewildered.
"But you have lost!" retorted Yosef Karo. "The Maccabees did not fall for your ploy! They refused to do the rational and
searched instead for the impossible--for an untouched flask of pure oil!"
"One more small defeat in battle," the Sar sighed. "But the war I shall still win. For you have gone too far. You are
attacking the very basis of logic, and that battle you cannot win.
"Let me explain something," he continued, "since it is I who is the master of mathematics and logic. In our world, one plus one is two. I am ready to accept that a world could have been created where one plus one could be three, or five, or
seventeen, or whatever its Creator wishes it to be. I can even accept a world where two conclusions, or even more could be
drawn from one equation, as your friend the quantum physicist here wishes to posit. As I said, as long as there is a logic,
whatever that logic might be. As long as there are true statements and false statements, there is logic and there is
reality.
"But what I cannot accept is that one plus one should equal two and the same one plus one should not equal two. That a
statement should be both true and false at once. That is a denial of logic. If that could be so, then you and I and all our
world and all that exists has no true substance!"
Now he began to scream again, in a maddened, desperate shrill tone. "And that is precisely what you are demanding! You want
that oil should burn, yet not be burning! That the laws of nature be preserved, yet a miracle occur! You are demanding
darkness to shine and yet remain darkness! But it cannot be!! You cannot defy the very binary foundation of reality, of
being"!!
"Yes," the scientist piped in. "Reality is definitely binary. The whole cosmos is built on is and isn't. If the Rabbi wants us
to abrogate that to have his miracle, well, it just cant be done. Not even by Heaven, Inc.."
Yosef Karo swung around in royal form to face and command the court. "Esteemed masters of judgement!" he declared. "Empowered
to do the work of the Infinite Master of All Being! Could it be that the hand of heaven is limited in any way? Perform the
Miracle of Chanukah in utmost perfection as the Torah so demands!"
Silence was all he received in response. Quietness, the echo of his own voice and a room of pale faces. His eyes flashed from one angel to the next, to the next, this one in tears, another's face covered with shame, some shaking their heads in
sorrow, wings drooping, the glow of heaven all but gone from their countenance. Finally, the ChairAngel spoke up.
"Illustrious Rabbi." He forced out his words, as though reading from a script, a glistening tear rolling over his cheek. "We thank you very much for coming today, and enlightening us with your unique perspective. It is with deep regret, however, that
we inform you we are unable to process your request. We refer to the advice we have received that for a flame to both burn and not burn, for the same oil to be consumed and not be consumed, to preserve the laws of nature and defy those very same
laws at once, abrogates the very basis of reality. We in heaven can make anything be. Or we can make it not be. But nothing
can both be and not be at once. However, we assure you we will do our best to hire the applicant who comes closest to
fulfilling the requirements you have laid out before ."
For a moment, Karo was still. He bit his lip, perhaps he shivered--it would be hard to tell. Then he turned ever so
deliberately towards the center of the assembly and stepped in awe and trembling towards that point in the epicenter that
transcended place, time and consciousness. The Divine Spirit of the Infinite Light And Beyond overcame and enveloped him, as
he raised his hands and cried out in a piercing, mighty voice, like the massive waves of a storm crashing upon the shore: "You
Who dwells in darkness as You do in light, Who is found in concealment as in revelation! Beyond Being and Not Being, You who
unites all things and for Whom all things are one!"
And then, even louder, unbearably, tortuously... "Almighty Father in Heaven, have compassion upon your children who have
given their lives to the slaughter for the sake of Your Great and Awesome Name!"
The echo of his voice pounded the walls of the chamber, shaking them to the ground. The supernal beings of the heavens
stood in their places as though stunned. All mouths were closed, all wings held their place in readied stillness.
And then the glory of the Holy One, Blessed be He rose in all worlds. A light that shone with equal intensity in all
places, in all realms, for it knows no place or time.
"It is the Ohr haGanuz!" exclaimed the ChairAngel in reverence. "The light of the first day of Creation that was
hidden until the Time to Come! We must all descend below to see whence comes this light!"
So it was that the entire Supreme Court of the Heavens descended into the Holy Chamber of the Temple in Jerusalem--the
physical one on this earth--to witness the miracle of the Menorah, as the oil burned to produce a flame, but did not burn;
combustion occurred, but did not occur; oil was consumed and none was consumed; transforming darkness into light while
remaining darkness.
Silence reigned. And the silence was also Light.
"This is my G-d," whispered Yosef Karo. "This is my G-d and I will praise Him."
And all the heavenly court and the whole host of heaven, indeed all of G-d's creation and infinite emanations burst into
the song of Hallel, the praise of the Ultimately Infinite.
Including, noted Rabbi Karo, the Sar Shel Yavan.
Darkness shone.
Sources: See the thesis Mai Chanukah, based on the Lubavitcher Rebbe's examination of the
miracle of Chanukah (Kehot Publication Society, NY, 1994)
